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sharktesticles:

Bass clarinet makes a lovely mustache
@nopenotmelanie

i must try this

sharktesticles:

Bass clarinet makes a lovely mustache

@nopenotmelanie

i must try this

That moment when I make a noise that sounds nothing like what I’m trying to imitate.

DAT SNES REMIX

Hydrocity Zone Act 1 remix

My last day as a junior at my tech school was yesterday and today was the last day for seniors at my regular school. Something just occurred to me… COULD I ACTUALLY BE A SENIOR NOW?!!

Crap, I have to learn tuba in 2 weeks with no previous experience playing a brass instrument and very little knowledge of bass clef…

terrible day. got hit with a dose of reality that really really hurts… looks like I’m the kid with no friends again…

The Wii isn’t all that bad. I’m jamming to Stairway to Heaven on my TV as I type. Of course, these TV speakers can really expose the bad quality of some of the videos…

We haven’t found a cure for our own cancer. We all know the cure for Facebook Cancer.

most of my math class are whiny overachievers… STFU ALREADY

most of my math class are whiny overachievers… STFU ALREADY

This is me… all my friends have lives and I’m in the friend zone with every girl I know…

This is me… all my friends have lives and I’m in the friend zone with every girl I know…

and they wonder why I hate them back…

that organ line almost makes me want to cry… only because I’ve got a gut feeling that I’ll never see this kind of simple but awesome music topping or even looking at the charts… wish someone would invent a time machine so I could go back 60 years and grow up to this unbelievably great music…

One of my friends wondered why so many YTP (Youtube Poop) videos had the word PINGAS in it. I showed him the video, and his response?

“Ordinary girls suck cock, but only the nerdy girls suck PINGAS!”

Two seconds later, there was a loud noise. Thankfully, my band director only looked at us weirdly after we exploded into laughter, and not after telling the joke.

Why?

I don’t care for this date, April 20. Why, you may ask? I don’t do drugs (for the less… street smart, weed/marijuana is called 420) and I hate Adolf Hitler, so I couldn’t care about his birthday.

And Edd doth sayeth: “I haveth no fucks to give”

a way to know 2012 is really different: There’s already been 4 more fatal crashes in a small county over last year, the weather’s all f***ed up, and people aactually believe the world is ending… sometimes i just don’t understand people…